Miscellaneous Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious miscellaneous knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dad.
Dad who?
Dad fuel to the fire!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn do anything I wouldn't do.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.Submitted by: Orion
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Delores.
Delores who?
Delores my shepherd.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Denver.
Denver who?
Denver the good old days!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dill.
Dill who?
Dill we meet again!Submitted by: Ivy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Diploma.
Diploma who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dish.
Dish who?
Dish is a nice place!Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes getting boring!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!Submitted by: Mason
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very nice house!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the cops, open up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dome.
Dome who?
Dome you recognize my voice!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut make your Brown eyes Blue?Submitted by: Tiffany
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dot.
Dot who?
Dots for me to know, and you to find out.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!Submitted by: Blake
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut thing till you hear from me.Submitted by: Clarence
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone live here anymore!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon your feet again!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Drew.
Drew who?
Drew you remember the time?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck who?
Just duck! They’re throwing things at us!Submitted by: Luna
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dummy.
Dummy who?
Dummy a favour and get lost!Submitted by: Alice
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dungeon.
Dungeon who?
Dungeon? Not by a long shot!Submitted by: Peter


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