Miscellaneous Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious miscellaneous knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B-9.
B-9 who?
B-9, I-17, N-32, G-41 O-74, I’ve got BINGO!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Babylon.
Babylon who?
Babylo-I'm not listening anyway.Submitted by: Alejandro
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!Submitted by: Flynn
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Belize.
Belize who?
Belize in yourself, you can do it
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting, what took you so long?Submitted by: Jaxson


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur an hour and she hasn't shown up.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bette-lou.
Bette-lou who?
Bette-lou a few pounds.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bhuto.
Bhuto who?
Bhuto-n the other foot.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Biafra.
Biafra who?
Biafra'id, be very afraid!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Billy Bragg.
Billy Bragg who?
Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bing.
Bing who?
Bing down the house!Submitted by: Phillip
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bingo.
Bingo who?
Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bond.
Bond who?
Bond to succeed!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bow.
Bow who?
Not bow who, bow wow!Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Buffer.
Buffer who?
Buffer you can say Jack Robinson!Submitted by: Leona
Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Button.
Button who?
Button in is not polite!Submitted by: Noemi


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