Miscellaneous Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious miscellaneous knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who’s a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?Submitted by: Pedro
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you the first time.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A Maya.
A Mayan who?
A Mayan the way?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abba.
Abba who?
Abba’out Face, Ready March
(Start marching away like a soldier)
Submitted by: Daniel B
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
Abe Lincoln break in the strongest chain.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia one of these days!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Acid.
Acid who?
Acid be quiet!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Acid.
Acid who?
Acid sit down and be quiet!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Acid down and be quiet!Submitted by: Marcy
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Actor.
Actor who?
Actor you, my dear sir.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adage.
Adage who?
Adage where all I can do is look!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to do it again!Submitted by: Bandit
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adelia.
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards after they’re shuffled.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adelia.
Adelia who?
Adelia the cards and we'll play snap!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adlai.
Adlai who?
Adlai a bet on that!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adlai.
Adlai who?
Adlai in bed if I could because I’m tired.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Agnew.
Agnew who?
Agnew you were going to post that.Submitted by: Brock
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ahab.
Ahab who?
Ahab to go to the bathroom, open the door!Submitted by: Faith L
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aileen.
Aileen who?
Aileen against the wall because I’m cool.Submitted by: Hannah
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Allegra.
Allegra who?
Allegra is broken!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase!Submitted by: Enzo
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Any.
Any who?
Anybody there?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Apollo.
Apollo who?
Apollogize!Submitted by: Spiderman
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Archibald.
Archibald who?
Archibald on top of your head!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon getting out of here!Submitted by: Elliot
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!Submitted by: Diego
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Avis.
Avis who?
Avis I were in de land o' cotton...
Knock, knock!
Who there?
Avon.
Avon who?
Avon to be along.Submitted by: Terrell K


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