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Knocking Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious knocking knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm knocking the door down!Submitted by: Eva
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher to go knocking on my door in the middle of the night!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Thedore who?
Theodore wasn't open so I knocked-knocked!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time I knock on this door!Submitted by: Ava


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Thor.
Thor who?
Thor knuckleth from knocking!Submitted by: zipper
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking.Submitted by: Peter


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