Knocking Knock Knock Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious knocking knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm knocking the door down!Submitted by: Eva
Who's there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back, I'm knocking the door down!Submitted by: Eva
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher to go knocking on my door in the middle of the night!
Who's there?
Teacher.
Teacher who?
Teacher to go knocking on my door in the middle of the night!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Thedore who?
Theodore wasn't open so I knocked-knocked!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Thedore who?
Theodore wasn't open so I knocked-knocked!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time I knock on this door!Submitted by: Ava
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time I knock on this door!Submitted by: Ava
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Thor.
Thor who?
Thor knuckleth from knocking!Submitted by: zipper
Who’s there?
Thor.
Thor who?
Thor knuckleth from knocking!Submitted by: zipper
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking.Submitted by: Peter
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking.Submitted by: Peter