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Knocking Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious knocking knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen all this knocking bother you already?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Enoch.
Enoch who?
Enoch and Enoch but no one answers the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Germany.
Germany who?
Germany people knocking on your door today?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
Fine, until you knocked on the door!Submitted by: Jessica
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much!Submitted by: Eric
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how long I’ve been knocking on this door?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mavis!
Mavis who?
Mavis be the last time I knock on this door!Submitted by: N0


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!Submitted by: Olivia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sacha.
Sacha who?
Sacha fuss, just because i knocked on your door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam person who knocked on the door last time!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sasha!
Sasha who?
Sasha fuss, just because I knocked on your door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spain.
Spain who?
Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!


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