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Door Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious door knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sorry.
Sorry who?
Sorry wrong door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stand back; I’m gonna break down the door.Submitted by: Dylan
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doin’ and open the stupid door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theodore.
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to answer the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy door is finally opened you will find out.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you open the door already?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Winner.
Winner who?
Winner you gonna get this door fixed?Submitted by: Supergirl
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Seriously its yo mama open the darn door.Submitted by: Hugo


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule never know if you don’t answer the door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zapper.
Zapper who?
Zap-person at the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zinc.
Zinc who?
Zinc you can open zee door?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zipper.
Zipper who?
Zip-person standing at the door.


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