Door Knock Knock Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious door knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
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Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Olive right next door to you.Submitted by: Corinne
Omar goodness wrong door!Submitted by: Bobbie B
Omar goodness gracious, I've got the wrong door!
Orange you going to answer the door?
Orange you even going to open the door!
Paul hard, the door's stuck again!Submitted by: Jack
Paul and Portia.
Paul and Portia who?
Paul and Portia door to open it.Submitted by: Janessa
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in!
Peg your pardon—I’ve got the wrong door.Submitted by: Chelsea
Petunia and me, there’s only a door.Submitted by: Grace
Queen yourself, I can smell you through the door.Submitted by: Jocke
Sadie magic word and I’ll go away.Submitted by: Brody
Sandy door, I just got a splinter!
Sherwood like you to open the door!Submitted by: Africa