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Door Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious door knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.Submitted by: Corinne
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness wrong door!Submitted by: Bobbie B
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness gracious, I've got the wrong door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you even going to open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul hard, the door's stuck again!Submitted by: Jack
Knock, knock!
Who‘s there?
Paul and Portia.
Paul and Portia who?
Paul and Portia door to open it.Submitted by: Janessa
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Paula.
Paula who?
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who´s there?
Peg.
Peg who?
Peg your pardon—I’ve got the wrong door.Submitted by: Chelsea


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Petunia.
Petunia who?
Petunia and me, there’s only a door.Submitted by: Grace
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Queen.
Queen who?
Queen yourself, I can smell you through the door.Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll go away.Submitted by: Brody
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sandy!
Sandy who?
Sandy door, I just got a splinter!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like you to open the door!Submitted by: Africa


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