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Door Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious door knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in, or I'll break this door down.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jenny.
Jenny who?
Jenny'd some help opening the door, it’s taking you long enough!Submitted by: Briella
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Julie.
Julie who?
Julie the door locked, it wouldn’t open for me?!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken you open the door and let me in?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Klaus.
Klaus who?
Klaus this door will you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam finger is stuck in the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot's caught in your door!Submitted by: SpongeBob
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot will be up your butt if you don't open this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot's caught in the door!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Major.
Major who?
Major open the door didn't I?Submitted by: Alejandro
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Major!
Major who?
Major get up and answer the door didn't I!Submitted by: Tara
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mama.
Mama who?
Mama, please open the door!Submitted by: Kimber
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mango.
Mango who?
Man, go to the door and just answer it!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference, just open the door!


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