Door Knock Knock Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious door knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
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Ivor you let me in, or I'll break this door down.
Jenny'd some help opening the door, it’s taking you long enough!Submitted by: Briella
Jesus Christ open the door.
Julie the door locked, it wouldn’t open for me?!
Ken you open the door and let me in?
Klaus this door will you!
Madam finger is stuck in the door!
Madam foot's caught in your door!Submitted by: SpongeBob
Madame foot will be up your butt if you don't open this door!
Madame foot's caught in the door!
Major open the door didn't I?Submitted by: Alejandro
Major get up and answer the door didn't I!Submitted by: Tara
Mama, please open the door!Submitted by: Kimber
Man, go to the door and just answer it!
Max no difference, just open the door!