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Door Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious door knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileene’d on the door and broke it!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Eileen on the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny body gonna open this door then?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Faraday.
Faraday who?
Faraday last time, open up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ferdie.
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time, open the door!Submitted by: Konnor


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Filmore.
Filmore who?
Filmore confident and open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and see.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen are you going to open this darn door?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!Submitted by: Ameer
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hedda.
Hedda who?
Hedda feeling you wouldn't open the door.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isadore
Isadore who?
Isadore open or closed?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isadore.
Isadore who?
Isadore locked, I can't get in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing til you open this door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!


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