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Funny Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar silly question, get a silly answer!Submitted by: Trace
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!Submitted by: Bridge
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Quacker!
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott to be funnier jokes than this.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spillane!
Spillana who?
Spillane these knock knock jokes again to me, please?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tail.
Tail who?
Tail all your friends this joke.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Those.
Those who?
Those knock-knock jokes were stupid!Submitted by: Brett S
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Toronto.
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tsongas.
Tsongas who?
Tsongas you're here, lets tell some Knock Knock jokes!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Viola.
Viola who?
Viola these knock-knock jokes?Submitted by: Dylan
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don't get too excited, it's just a joke!Submitted by: Ricky R
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?Submitted by: Yara
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden you like to hear another knock, knock joke!


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