Present Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious present knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
That's.
That's who?
That's a lot of gifts!Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alva.
Alva who?
Alva another gift for you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita gift! Aww, you shouldn't have!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon another gift?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Clothes.
Clothes who?
Oh No! More Clothes! Not toys.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fonda.
Fonda who?
I'm very Fonda of new toys!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Freddy.
Freddy who?
Freddy to open your presents!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive this gift! Thank you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness! Your present escaped!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully – it’s a present.Submitted by: John


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up nice, it's a present.Submitted by: Tiffany
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up neatly. It is a present.Submitted by: Linda
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Who Rabbit this gift with news paper?Submitted by: Max
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we will have to clean up, all this wrapping paper!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wando who?
I Wanda another present.Submitted by: Tina


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