Christmas Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious christmas knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska Santa for a new bike!Submitted by: Perla
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
I'll Alex Santa the questions if you don't mind!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita lift, Rudolph.Submitted by: Mustafa
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas to you!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Believe
Believe who?
Do you believe in Santa Claus!Submitted by: Nathan
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canya.
Canya who?
Canya please get me a Christmas cookie?Submitted by: Mia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Census.
Census who?
Census presents for Christmas!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas!Submitted by: Jojo


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Claus.
Claus who?
Claus I can't wait any longer!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Coal.
Coal who?
Coal me if you hear Santa coming.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open until Christmas.Submitted by: Angela
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf I knock again will you let me in?


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