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Doctor Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious doctor knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
3:30.
3:30 who?
I made a doctor appointment for 3:30!Submitted by: Aria
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, i'm sick!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You're right!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You know my name!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I didn’t think that the office started til 8 o’clock.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Precisely.Submitted by: Dexter
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Goose.
Goose who!
Goose see a doctor, you don't look well!Submitted by: Piper
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!Submitted by: Marissa
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
I'm a doctor!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Minneapolis.
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sara
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?Submitted by: Princess
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house? I’m feeling ill!Submitted by: Kenia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Vanilla.
Vanilla who?
Vanilla call the doctor?Submitted by: Noelia


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