Doctor Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious doctor knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
3:30.
3:30 who?
I made a doctor appointment for 3:30!Submitted by: Aria
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin the doctor, i'm sick!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
I didn’t think that the office started til 8 o’clock.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
Precisely.Submitted by: Dexter
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You're right!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You know my name!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Goose.
Goose who!
Goose see a doctor, you don't look well!Submitted by: Piper
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima psychiatrist. I’m here ’cause you won’t open up!Submitted by: Marissa
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
I'm a doctor!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Minneapolis.
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sara
Sara who?
Sara doctor in the house?Submitted by: Princess
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house? I’m feeling ill!Submitted by: Kenia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Vanilla.
Vanilla who?
Vanilla call the doctor?Submitted by: Noelia


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