Health Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious health knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gargoyle.
Gargoyle who?
If you Gargoyle with salt water, your throat will feel better!Submitted by: Alfred
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch
Hatch who? (Sneezes)
Bless you and cover your mouth next time.Submitted by: nealasher
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Gesundheit.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hutch.
Hutch who?
God bless you!Submitted by: James
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sham.
Sham who?
Wait, did you just call me fat?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketch.
Ketch who?
Want a tissue?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
A Tiss-who is good for blowing your nose!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
Tiss who is good for blowing your nose.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Uphill.
Uphill who?
Uphill will take your headache away!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper your nose?


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