Health Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious health knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
I’m sorry I didn’t know you had a cold!
Knock, knock!
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beef.
Beef who?
Before I get cold, you’d better let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless who?
I didn’t sneeze!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Blue.
Blue who?
Blue your nose!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Buddy.
Buddy who?
Buddyfingers!Submitted by: Kenzie
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Burns.
Burns who?
Burns me up!Submitted by: Nia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Callas.
Callas who?
Callas should be removed by a podiatrist!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Catch.
Catch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Donch.
Donch who?
Donch you have a dentist to go to!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eddy.
Eddy who?
Eddy idea how I can cure this cold!
Knock, knock!
Who's there !
Eddy.
Eddy who ?
Eddy idea how to cure this cold!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Edith.
Edith who?
Edith, it'll make you feel better!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eiffel.
Eiffel who?
Eiffel sick!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Enza.
Enza who?
I opened the door and Influenza.


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