U.S. State Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious u.s. state knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska later, right now I'm trying to work out where I left her.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska later, right now I’m busy.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arizona.
Arizona who?
Arizona room for one of us in this town!Submitted by: Sofia

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arkansas.
Arkansas who?
I bet Arkansas wood faster than you can!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, thank you! Hawaii you?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hillary.
Hillary who?
Exactly!Submitted by: P. Moderow

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
It's not Ida who, it's Idaho!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Missouri.
Missouri who?
Missouri loves company!Submitted by: Aden

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ohio.
Ohio who?
Ohio Silver!Submitted by: Jordi

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tennessee.
Tennessee who?
Tennessee you tonight?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tennessee.
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!Submitted by: Julieta

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Texas.
Texas who?
Texas are getting higher every year!Submitted by: Jessie

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