Country Knock Knock Jokes

List of 25 Country Knock Knock Jokes

Discover our hilarious collection of knock-knock jokes about countries! Embark on a laughter-packed journey with our country knock-knock jokes, appealing to children, teens, and adults. From puns about Paris to jests about Japan, we offer a world tour of giggles. Pack your bags for a global laughter expedition today!

Showing all 25 country jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Armenia.
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canada.
Canada who?
Can Ada come and play please mum?
Submitted by: Tommy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
China and Japan.
China and Japan who?
I'm China to get into Japanties.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
China.
China who?
China just like old times, isn't it?
Submitted by: Mya
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
France is a country in Europe.
Submitted by: Kayleigh
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea who?
Guinea a break!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.
Submitted by: Luke Skywalker

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Israel.
Israel who?
Israel nice to meet you!
Submitted by: Gauge
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Italy.
Italy who?
Italy be a big job!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica her do that, or was it her own decision?
Submitted by: Jack
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica the dress you're wearing?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who is it?
Submitted by: Joy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya think of anything that's more fun than geography?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Korea.
Korea who?
Nothing beats a korea as a geographer.
Submitted by: GirlPower
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway am I telling you any more knock, knock jokes.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Norway.
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you open this door!
Submitted by: Briggs

More hilarious country jokes below

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oman.
Oman who?
Oman, these jokes are bad!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peru.
Peru who?
Peru your point!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Russia.
Russia who?
Russia though you meal and you'll be sick!
Submitted by: Charlie
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sweden.
Sweden who?
Sweden sour chicken is my favorite!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Uganda.
Uganda who?
Uganda get away with this!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Uruguay.
Uruguay who?
You go Uruguay and I'll go mine!
Submitted by: Libby
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica me crazy!
Submitted by: Tiana

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