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Country Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious country knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Armenia.
Armenia who?
Armenia every word I say!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canada.
Canada who?
Can Ada come and play please mum?Submitted by: Tommy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
China.
China who?
China just like old times, isn't it?Submitted by: Mya
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
China and Japan.
China and Japan who?
I'm China to get into Japanties.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Francis.
Francis who?
France is a country in Europe.Submitted by: Kayleigh


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Guinea.
Guinea who?
Guinea a break!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran over here to tell you this!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ireland!
Ireland who?
Ireland you money, if you promise to pay me back.Submitted by: Luke Skywalker
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Israel.
Israel who?
Israel nice to meet you!Submitted by: Gauge
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Italy.
Italy who?
Italy be a big job!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica the dress you're wearing?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica her do that, or was it her own decision?Submitted by: Jack
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica me crazy!Submitted by: Tiana
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya think of anything that's more fun than geography?


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