Food Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-za - but you took so long I’ve already eaten it!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pizza
Pizza who?
Pizza on Earth, Good will to Men.Submitted by: Kallie
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza great guy, but he’s on holiday - that’s why I’ve come to your house!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Plato.
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips please.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding in your face!Submitted by: Girl Rocks


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sid.
Sid who?
Sid down. It’s time to eat!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sleet.
Sleet who?
Sleet, I'm starving!Submitted by: Jesse412
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theresa.
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey to cook in the pan!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip, who?
Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the radio please!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier fork for dessert.Submitted by: Vincenzo
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zac
Zac who?
Zac of candy in my pocket.Submitted by: Leandro


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