Food Knock Knock Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!
Pete-za - but you took so long I’ve already eaten it!
Pizza on Earth, Good will to Men.Submitted by: Kallie
Pizza great guy, but he’s on holiday - that’s why I’ve come to your house!
Plato ﬁsh and chips please.
Pudding in your face!Submitted by: Girl Rocks
Sid down. It’s time to eat!
Sleet, I'm starving!Submitted by: Jesse412
Theresa fly in my soup!
Turkey to cook in the pan!
Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here!
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Turnip the radio please!
Xavier fork for dessert.Submitted by: Vincenzo
Zac of candy in my pocket.Submitted by: Leandro