Food Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the lord...Submitted by: Danica
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho cheese!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we could go to eat?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?Submitted by: 1234qwer
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.Submitted by: Harry S
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my chewing gum by mistake!Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please.Submitted by: Emersyn
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta la vista, gringo.Submitted by: Abby


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut going down a slide!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas of the rock!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas pass the butter!Submitted by: Kendall
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!


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