Food Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grove.
Grover who?
Grover there and get me a cookie.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast please!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome pizza to me please.Submitted by: Hana
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.Submitted by: Billy
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Icing.
Icing who?
Icing so loudly everyone can hear me!Submitted by: Bo


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Imogen.
Imogen who?
Imogen life without chocolate!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!Submitted by: Miriam
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!Submitted by: Livia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Leah.
Leah who?
Leah-n an egg for my breakfast!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I'm hungry!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Listz.
Listz who?
Listz of ingredients!Submitted by: Karina
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all the food!Submitted by: Emma


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