Food Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you're eating!Submitted by: Peyton T
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Crispin.
Crispin who?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dee.
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Della.
Della who?
Dellacatessen food gives me gas.Submitted by: Peter


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eat.
Eat who?
Eat your veggies.Submitted by: Kendall
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Egbert.
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eudy.
Eudy who?
Eudy-serve a break today.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Four Eggs.
Four Eggs who?
Four Eggs ample!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Geno.
Geno who?
Geno I don't like to eat broccoli!Submitted by: Vincenzo
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Godunov.
Godunov who!
Godunov to eat!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!Submitted by: Abigail
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.


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