Food Knock Knock Jokes

List of 89 Food Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding in your face!
Submitted by: Girl Rocks
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sleet.
Sleet who?
Sleet, I'm starving!
Submitted by: Jesse412
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Theresa.
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turkey.
Turkey who?
Turkey to cook in the pan!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the radio please!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time to eat isn’t it?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada lot for breakfast and now I’m going to throw up!
Submitted by: Luis
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot more than I should have!
Submitted by: Anna

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alva.
Alva who?
Alva nother piece please!
Submitted by: Bijou
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nother napkin.
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!
Submitted by: Ryan
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie-qued chicken is ready if you want some!
Submitted by: Richard
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer good at making honey.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bert.
Bert who?
Bert the toast, try again.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broccoli?
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cachet.
Cachet who?
Cacciatore.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it. I have hot pizza.
Submitted by: Cora

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you eat!
Submitted by: Janessa
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Four Eggs.
Four Eggs who?
Four Eggs ample!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Geno.
Geno who?
Geno I don't like to eat broccoli!
Submitted by: Vincenzo
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Icing.
Icing who?
Icing so loudly everyone can hear me!
Submitted by: Bo
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go out for a picnic.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at all the food!
Submitted by: Emma
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho cheese!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we could go to eat?

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad to see me?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubble gum.
Submitted by: Harry S
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my chewing gum by mistake!
Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta la vista, gringo.
Submitted by: Abby
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-za - but you took so long I’ve already eaten it!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza great guy, but he’s on holiday - that’s why I’ve come to your house!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sid.
Sid who?
Sid down. It’s time to eat!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip, who?
Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier fork for dessert.
Submitted by: Vincenzo

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Zac
Zac who?
Zac of candy in my pocket.
Submitted by: Leandro

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