Food Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer good at making honey.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bert.
Bert who?
Bert the toast, try again.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison girl scout cookies!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broccoli?
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Buddha.
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bullet.
Bullet who?
Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter say your line now.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I butter not tell you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cachet.
Cachet who?
Cacciatore.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe with you tonight!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe tonight, I forgot my ladder!Submitted by: Gracelynn
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen get it. I have hot pizza.Submitted by: Cora
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick can catch a Tory.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Clear.
Clear who?
Clear this hallway for delivery.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you eat!Submitted by: Janessa


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