Food Knock Knock Jokes

List of 89 Food Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time we eat, isn't it?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby good if you give me a candy.
Submitted by: Helena
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam fly in my soup.
Submitted by: Julieta
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alba.
Alba who?
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!
Submitted by: Leo
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more cookies?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.
Submitted by: Keely
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana messages for me?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!
Submitted by: Carly

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison girl scout cookies!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Buddha.
Buddha who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bullet.
Bullet who?
Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter say your line now.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe tonight, I forgot my ladder!
Submitted by: Gracelynn
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe with you tonight!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chick.
Chick who?
Chick can catch a Tory.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you're eating!
Submitted by: Peyton T
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cookie.
Cookie who?
Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Crispin.
Crispin who?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dee.
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Della.
Della who?
Dellacatessen food gives me gas.
Submitted by: Peter
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eat.
Eat who?
Eat your veggies.
Submitted by: Kendall
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Egbert.
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eudy.
Eudy who?
Eudy-serve a break today.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Godunov.
Godunov who!
Godunov to eat!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger! I've got the buns!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!
Submitted by: Abigail
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grove.
Grover who?
Grover there and get me a cookie.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast please!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome pizza to me please.
Submitted by: Hana
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.
Submitted by: Billy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Imogen.
Imogen who?
Imogen life without chocolate!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Submitted by: Miriam
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Submitted by: Livia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Leah.
Leah who?
Leah-n an egg for my breakfast!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I'm hungry!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Listz.
Listz who?
Listz of ingredients!
Submitted by: Karina
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise have seen the glory of the coming of the lord...
Submitted by: Danica
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Submitted by: 1234qwer
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pasta salt please.
Submitted by: Emersyn
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peanut.
Peanut who?
Peanut going down a slide!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas
Peas who?
Peas pass the butter!
Submitted by: Kendall
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas of the rock!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!

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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pizza
Pizza who?
Pizza on Earth, Good will to Men.
Submitted by: Kallie
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Plato.
Plato who?
Plato fish and chips please.

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