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Food Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time we eat, isn't it?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time to eat isn’t it?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby good if you give me a candy.Submitted by: Helena
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada lot for breakfast and now I’m going to throw up!Submitted by: Luis
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam fly in my soup.Submitted by: Julieta


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot more than I should have!Submitted by: Anna
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alba.
Alba who?
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!Submitted by: Leo
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alva.
Alva who?
Alva nother piece please!Submitted by: Bijou
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita nother napkin.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more cookies?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.Submitted by: Keely
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana messages for me?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie-qued chicken is ready if you want some!Submitted by: Richard
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q Chicken!Submitted by: Ryan
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I last saw ya!Submitted by: Carly


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