Famous Knock Knock Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious famous knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived!Submitted by: Melvin W
Who's there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived!Submitted by: Melvin W
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher-lock Holmes.
Who's there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher-lock Holmes.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Deduct.
Deduct who?
Donald Deduct
Who's there?
Deduct.
Deduct who?
Donald Deduct
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Woah really?
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Woah really?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That's right!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That's right!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dr. Livingstone.
Dr. Livingstone, who?
Dr. Livingstone I. Presume.Submitted by: Kristopher
Who's there?
Dr. Livingstone.
Dr. Livingstone, who?
Dr. Livingstone I. Presume.Submitted by: Kristopher
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fred.
Fred who!
Whose a Fred of the big bad wolf?
Who’s there?
Fred.
Fred who!
Whose a Fred of the big bad wolf?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivory.
Ivory who?
Ivory strong like Tarzan!
Who's there?
Ivory.
Ivory who?
Ivory strong like Tarzan!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Odysseus.
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!
Who's there?
Odysseus.
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Socrates.
Socrates who?
You're on the jury!
Who's there?
Socrates.
Socrates who?
You're on the jury!
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Soup.
Soup who?
Souperman!
Who’s There?
Soup.
Soup who?
Souperman!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.Submitted by: Zunairah
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.Submitted by: Zunairah
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yogi bear.
Yogi bear who?
Yogi bear and you'll get arrested!
Who's there?
Yogi bear.
Yogi bear who?
Yogi bear and you'll get arrested!