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Family Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious family knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kristin.
Kristin who?
Kristin the baby in church!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Martini
Martini who?
Martini pants won’t fit you!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mommy.
Mommy who?
Mommy'll tell you when she gets here.
Knoc, knock!
Who's there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummeasles are better so can i come in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isnt it?Submitted by: Eden


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Senior.
Senior who?
Senior so nosy, im not going to tell you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
EW! I don’t want to smell your poo!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing right now!Submitted by: Loren
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Susan.
Susan who?
Susan socks go on your feet.Submitted by: Anya J
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tyrone.
Tyrone who?
Tyrone shoelaces!Submitted by: Hank


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wonnap.
Wonnap who?
Go to the toilet then!Submitted by: Frog


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