Criminal Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious criminal knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let me in it's raining out here!Submitted by: Leona
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police!
Police who?
Police open the door.
I have to go to the bathroom!Submitted by: Linda
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Pol-e-s-e open the door!Submitted by: Jordan B
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police (please) may I come in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Please open the door.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Rob.
Rob who?
Robbers are chasing me, open the door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — put your hands up!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your house!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
I am Robin you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, so hand over your dough.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back or i'll shoot!Submitted by: Luca
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The KGB.
The KGB who?
The KGB will ask the questions around here!


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