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Criminal Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious criminal knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Almond.
Almond who?
Almond the side of the law!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Burglar.
Burglar who?
Burglars don’t knock.Submitted by: Maeve
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Calder.
Calder who?
Calder police-I've been robbed.Submitted by: Nancy
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carlene.
Carlene who?
Carlene against that wall?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Courtney.
Courtney who?
Courtney burglars recently!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the FBI. Open Up!!Submitted by: Peppa Pig
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Handel.
Handel who?
Handel over your money, it’s a stick-up!Submitted by: Brett


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Juice.
Juice who?
Juice on the jury!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.Submitted by: GirlPower
Knock, knock!
Who`s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip the bag with money, this is a stick up.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Please open the door.


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