Criminal Knock Knock Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious criminal knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
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Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
Almond the side of the law!
Burglars don’t knock.Submitted by: Maeve
Calder police-I've been robbed.Submitted by: Nancy
Carlene against that wall?
Courtney burglars recently!
Dishes the police!
Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
Dishes the FBI. Open Up!!Submitted by: Peppa Pig
Handel over your money, it’s a stick-up!Submitted by: Brett
Juice on the jury!
Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.Submitted by: GirlPower
Pecan someone your own size!
Phillip the bag with money, this is a stick up.
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!