Insect Knock Knock Jokes

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious insect knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!Submitted by: Mark

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Achilles.
Achilles who?
Achilles mosquitoes with a swatter!Submitted by: Roary

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amoeba
Amoeba who?
Amoeba dumb, but I'm not crazy.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito. Now what’s with the insect screen here?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos quito just bit me, boo hoo!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ana.
Ana who?
Another mosquito.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna-ther mosquito!

Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Ant.
Ant Who?
Ant you glad to see me?Submitted by: N0

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ants.
Ants who?
Ants in your pants!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer in your hair, ahhhh!!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bumblebee.
Bumblebee who?
Bumblebee cold if your trousers fall down!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cass.
Cass who?
Cass more flies with honey than vinegar!Submitted by: Connie

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear a let me in!

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