Dog Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious dog knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more dogs out there?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dash.
Dash who?
Daschund!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dasum.
Dasum who?
Dasum cute dog!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut pull my dog's tail, or he'll bite you!Submitted by: Emma
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Flea from that dog before he bites us!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
How.
How who?
How will we get away from that mean dog?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl we get away from that mean dog over there?Submitted by: Charlotte
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you walk the dog for me?Submitted by: Clarence W
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I bring my dog inside?Submitted by: Jack
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver sudden my dog went crazy!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Patsy.
Patsy who?
Patsy dog on the head, he likes it.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pooch.
Pooch who?
Pooch your arms around me, baby!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Puppy.
Puppy who?
Puppy love!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ron.
Ron who?
Ron a little faster, will you? There's a pit bull after us!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah dog in there with you!Submitted by: Dyl


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