Cow Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious cow knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow much longer are you going to put up with all this knocking?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, a cow says Mooooo!Submitted by: Ellie
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go ‘moo’ not who!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!Submitted by: nealasher


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who.Submitted by: Kaison
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moo!Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly cows go moo.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Cowsgo.
Cowsgo who?
No they don't, cows-go moo.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!Submitted by: Katniss


Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh...
Moo!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrup...
Moooooooo!Submitted by: Abby


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