Explore our great collection of knock knock jokes that have the response 'Turnip' to the classic prompt, 'Who's there?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the radio please!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it's my favorite song!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s quiet in here.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip, who?
Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here!