Mary Jokes

Explore our great collection of knock knock jokes that have the response 'Mary' to the classic prompt, 'Who's there?

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List of 8 Mary Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me please?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary, Mary, quite contrary how does your garden grow.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Merry Christma
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas everybody!
Submitted by: Isabel
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas to you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Submitted by: Bryant
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me and I’ll love you forever!
Submitted by: Anna

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