School Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious school knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
Aww, come on! Don't you know who Abe Lincoln is?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abie.
Abie who?
ABIE....C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P....etc.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ahmed.
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a mistake, give me an eraser.Submitted by: Alva
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida huge breakfast before school today.Submitted by: Ezequiel


Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any sweets in your pocket?Submitted by: Perla
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
B-2.
B-2 who?
B-2 school on time!Submitted by: Josephine
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Betsy.
Betsy who?
Betsy of all, school’s almost over.Submitted by: Cesar
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bored.
Bored who?
Bored of education!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it – this joke is pointless.Submitted by: Vinny
Knock, knock!
Who is there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. it’s a pointless joke.Submitted by: Liam
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?Submitted by: Tony
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Door
Door who?
Do-your homework!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, it’s from whom!Submitted by: Tripp

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