Plant Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious plant knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby good if you give me a flower.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Art.
Art who?
Arts and flowers just for you!Submitted by: Gage
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Buttercup.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cassie.
Cassie who?
Cassie the forest for the trees!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy see me rolling they hatin!Submitted by: Ronan


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dande
Dande who?
Dandelion.Submitted by: Madelynn
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna hear some garden jokes?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pickle.
Pickle who?
Pickle little flower and give it to your mother.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tree
Tree who?
Have a tree'rific day!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Vera.
Vera who?
Vera all the flowers gone.Submitted by: Lennon
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Vic.
Vic who?
Vic some flowers for me!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendell.
Wendell who?
Wendellilacs bloom.Submitted by: Peter


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