Outdoor Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious outdoor knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison it's dark outside!Submitted by: Sharika
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ant.
Ant who?
Antartic!Submitted by: Alden
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon cold out here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.Submitted by: Greta
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer buzzing, it must be spring.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter wrap up - it's cold out here!Submitted by: Kate
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play with me today?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie on camping!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cumin.
Cumin who?
Cumin side, its freezing out there!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!Submitted by: Sofia
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Falafel.
Falafel who?
Falafel my skateboard and landed on my knee.Submitted by: Remington
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido I have to wait outside?Submitted by: Leo
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus you don't want to play?Submitted by: Marie
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up it’s cold outside!

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