Knocking Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious knocking knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy little gadgets to have, door knockers!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anna.
Anna who?
Anna Nother thing, how many times do I have to knock on this door before you open it?Submitted by: Ariella
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue answered my knocking before?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?Submitted by: Patrick
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bella.
Bella who?
Bella not work so I knock on the door.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!Submitted by: Briggs
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ages!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all morning!Submitted by: Elias
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door too long.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris dropping off its hinges with all this knocking!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking.

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