Key Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious key knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany good locks lately?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets. I think your keys are there!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorky.
Gorky who?
Gorky will unlock the door!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome chips through the keyhole and I'll tell you more!Submitted by: Michael
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome spaghetti through the keyhole and i'll tell you.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester minute. Im trying to find my keys!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kiki.
Kiki who?
Kiki's stuck in the lock, let me in!Submitted by: Delilah
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Lock.
Lock who?
Lock through the peep-hole and you'll see!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!Submitted by: Josephine
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!Submitted by: Brycen


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the lock!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in this door!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey got lost, open up.Submitted by: Sebastian A
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

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