Home Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious home knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!Submitted by: Maria
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron all the way home.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more at home like you?Submitted by: Spider
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Augusta.
Augusta who?
Augusta go home now!Submitted by: Bailee


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carlotta.
Carlotta who?
Carlotta go to the store and pick up some groceries on the way home.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me home, I'm tired!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me home, my feet are tired!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carry.
Carry who?
Carry me home.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dustin.
Dustin who?
Dustin off the furniture!Submitted by: Manon


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eddie.
Eddie who?
Eddie body home?Submitted by: Elsa
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you were home, I’d have brought a cake.
Knock, knock!
Who's there
Hackett.
Hackette who?
I can't Hackette-I'm going home.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time! I thought you weren’t home.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oldest Son.
Oldest Son who?
Oldest Son shines bright on my old Kentucky home.Submitted by: Erica


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