Let me in Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious let me in knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way - I'm coming in!Submitted by: Jemma
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in now.
(Any way you can let me in now)
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple your hair if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue who?
Are you going to let me in or not!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Been waiting out here for ages so let me in.Submitted by: Mia


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva I told you, would you let me in?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fangs for letting me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, let me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gillette.
Gillette who?
If Gillette me in, I won't knock anymore.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hank.
Hank who?
Hank you for letting me in!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harriet.
Harriet who?
Harriet it up, it’s cold out here!

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