Funny Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious funny knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma-ny knock-knock jokes can you take?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma-ny Knock Knock.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amsterdam
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of these corny knock knock jokes.Submitted by: Mario
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more knock knock jokes coming?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Bananas not there no more, he split!Submitted by: Jasmin E


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I just forgot the joke!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Please don’t cry. It’s only a joke.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aww, don’t cry – it’s just a joke.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
You don't have to cry, it's only a joke.Submitted by: Peter


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any funnier?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I'm going to tell this joke!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these bad knock knock jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cugat.
Cugat who?
Cugat to love my jokes!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Darby.
Darby who?
Darby a lot of reasons why I knocked.

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