City Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious city knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amsterdam.
Ansterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these geography jokes.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bucharest.
Bucharest who?
Bucharest at my hotel, you'll not regret it.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chester.
Chester who?
Chester minute and I'll try to find out.Submitted by: Aitor
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cologne.
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won't help!Submitted by: Keely
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Eureka.
Eureka who?
Eureka something, and it really pongs.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Genoa.
Genoa who?
Genoa, cos I've never seen her before in my life.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Havanna.
Havanna who?
Havanna a wonderful time wish you were here!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juneau.
Juneau who?
Juneau the capital of Alaska?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Macon.
Macon who?
Have you got your Macon? It's raining out here.Submitted by: Jason
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Medina.
Medina who?
Medina's on the table so I've got to go.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Munich.
Munich who?
Munich me sick with all these jokes!Submitted by: Beyonce
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Nicosia.
Nicosia who?
Clothing for sale. Buy your socks and Nicosia.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oslo.
Oslo who?
Oslo down, whats the hurry!Submitted by: Esperanza
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ottawa.
Ottawa who?
Ottawa know you're telling the truth?Submitted by: Joakim


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