Food Knock Knock Jokes
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.
Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!
Abbott time to eat isn’t it?
Abbott time we eat, isn't it?
Abby good if you give me a candy.Submitted by: Helena
Ada lot for breakfast and now I’m going to throw up!Submitted by: Luis
Adam fly in my soup.Submitted by: Julieta
Aida lot more than I should have!Submitted by: Anna
Alba in the kitchen if you need me!Submitted by: Leo
Alva nother piece please!Submitted by: Bijou
Anita nother napkin.
Arthur any more cookies?
Bach, bach I'm a chicken.Submitted by: Keely
Banana messages for me?
Barbie-qued chicken is ready if you want some!Submitted by: Richard
Barbie Q Chicken!Submitted by: Ryan
Bean a while since I last saw ya!Submitted by: Carly