Famous Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious famous knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camalot is where King Arthur lived!Submitted by: Melvin W
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher-lock Holmes.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Chimney.
Chimney who?
Chimney cricket! Have you seen Pinocchio?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Deduct.
Deduct who?
Donald Deduct
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That's right!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Woah really?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dr. Livingstone.
Dr. Livingstone, who?
Dr. Livingstone I. Presume.Submitted by: Kristopher
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fred.
Fred who!
Whose a Fred of the big bad wolf?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivory.
Ivory who?
Ivory strong like Tarzan!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Odysseus.
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Socrates.
Socrates who?
You're on the jury!
Knock, knock!
Who’s There?
Soup.
Soup who?
Souperman!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.Submitted by: Zunairah
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Yogi bear.
Yogi bear who?
Yogi bear and you'll get arrested!

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