Family Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious family knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Acute.
Acute who?
Acute little boy/girl.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plane later!Submitted by: Sophia
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amazon.
Amazon who?
Amazon of a bishop. What's your father do?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!Submitted by: Brody
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you little baby!Submitted by: Bryson


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, little baby.Submitted by: Ruby
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just me.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe baby sit saturday night?
Knock, knock!
Whos there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eat mop.
Eat mop who?
Ewww! Eat your OWN poo!


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Enid.
Enid who?
Enid to take a nap!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
I dunup.
I dunup who?
Ewww that’s what that smell is!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
India.
India who?
India night time I go to sleep!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Irma.
Irma who?
Irma big girl now.Submitted by: Daan
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss the grandma!Submitted by: Ruby

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