Cat Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious cat knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Do you have a funny knock knock joke? Please share!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aesop.
Aesop who?
Aesop I saw a puddy cat!Submitted by: Sonic
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cartoon.
Cartoon who?
Cartoon up just fine, she purrs like a cat!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat you understand!Submitted by: Charli
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Catch up!Submitted by: Jocke
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Catskills.
Catskills who?
Catskills mice!Submitted by: Naomi


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Claws.
Claws who?
Claws the door, I'm getting cold!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hans.
Hans who?
Hans off my kitten!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hello.
Hello who?
Hello Kitty!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your front porch all day has been boring!Submitted by: MnnM
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, open up!Submitted by: Jorge


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panth I’m going thwimming.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Purr.
Purr who?
Purr-fect kitty!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Puss.
Puss who?
Puss-ibly the best cat ever!Submitted by: Trace
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Puss.
Puss who?
Puss n' Boots!


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