Animal Knock Knock Jokes


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious animal knock knock jokes for children of all ages, teens and adults.



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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alli.
Alli who?
Alligator, that's who!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara, black sheep, have you any wool?


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Caterpillar.
Caterpillar who?
Caterpillar a few mice for you!Submitted by: Valeria
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Ah, it must be spring!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dimitri.
Dimitri who?
Dimitri is where lamb chops grow.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don't go who, they go ROAR!Submitted by: Aleea
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Flea.
Flea who?
Flea blind mice.Submitted by: Ryan


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Get Giraffe out here
(Toink)
Submitted by: CoHo
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I'm starving!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a steak.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger, I’ve got the buns and the relish!Submitted by: Imogen O

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